Posted by | June 29, 2016 16:21 | Filed under: Pot Luck


It’s been his longest relationship.

Aaron Chervenak, 34, from Los Angeles, married his cellphone at The Little Vegas Chapel in Nevada last month in an attempt to make a point about society’s growing devotion to and reliance on their smartphones.

‘If we’re gonna be honest with ourselves, we connect with our phones on so many emotional levels,’ Aaron said in a video documenting his peculiar wedding. ‘We look to it for solace, to calm us down, to put us to sleep, to ease our minds, and to me, that’s also what a relationship is about.’

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  • At least it’s a heterosexual phone. Anything else would have him rebelling against God.

    • Hirightnow

      “God made Adam and Siri, not Adam and Larry!”

  • Mike

    So his plan to consummate the marriage is to jam the phone up his …..

    • whatthe46

      He should.

  • 17

    Obviously it’s his first marriage. Those of us in the know would never make that mistake twice.

  • Red Mann

    He has a point, a lot of people seem married to their damn phones.

  • Ron Theison

    Hey why not? If men can marry men and women can marry women – anything goes, right?

    • The phone isn’t an adult and can’t legally consent. But hey you keep Donnie close and let us know how it works out for you. Thanks in advance.

    • OldLefty

      Because a phone is not a consenting adult.
      But hey, they said the same thing about the Lovings in 1967.

    • whatthe46

      obewon told you a$$. LOLOLOL

  • Bunya

    It should be a very interesting wedding night.