Posted by | September 13, 2016 10:05 | Filed under: Pot Luck


This “smart dildo” tracks your moves.

A few weeks ago, two researchers told the Defcon hacking convention audience that We Vibe “smart” sex toys send a lot of data about their users back to the company that makes them. According to Courthouse News, one We Viber took this news hard. A woman known only as “N.P.” filed a class action civil suit in a federal court in Illinois against Standard Innovation, which makes the We Vibe line of sex toys and corresponding app.

The smartphone app lets users “customize” their We Vibe experience, unlock app-only “bonus” vibration modes such as the “cha-cha-cha” and the “crest,” and “create unlimited custom playlists,” according to the product’s website. In the suit, N.P. says she bought a We Vibe in May and used it “several times” until she realized that it was sending data about her usage practices back to Standard Innovation’s servers, including when she used it, which vibration settings she used, and her email address.

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  • Sweet lord, is it their fault she doesn’t understand technology? Oy vey.

    • Larry Schmitt

      Do you really need a “smart sex toy?” Shouldn’t you be able to figure some things out yourself?

      • Suzanne McFly

        That on/off switch can be tricky and don’t get me started on the speed.

        • Larry Schmitt

          We’re getting awful close to TMI territory.

          • Kick Frenzy

            I think maybe it’s TMM territory.

            (Tell Me More!)

            • Larry Schmitt

              Different strokes…

              • whatthe46

                you know you’ll be reading and not letting them know you’re here. lol

          • Suzanne McFly

            I know, I tried to stop my fingers from typing but it was too funny to resist.

            • whatthe46

              and you type fast.

              • Suzanne McFly

                When you have to type 50+ page papers, you learn quick how to type lol.

              • The Original Just Me

                Faster and Faster.

                • whatthe46

                  hahahahahahaa

            • The Original Just Me

              Typing ????????

              • Suzanne McFly

                Yes perv lol.

                • The Original Just Me

                  Yup,now you know ME. LOL :+)

        • whatthe46

          stupid funny. lolololol

        • The Original Just Me

          Slow Down and take your time. it will last. :+)

      • I’m old school. Some things are done in private, denied to your dying breath and only purchased at specific stores in the middle of the night while wearing a trench coat and sunglasses.

        • Larry Schmitt

          And you would have preferred to get Penthouse Forum in a plain brown wrapper.

        • whatthe46

          you forgot. always pay in cash.

          • The Original Just Me

            While wearing a Trump Wig. :+)

            • whatthe46

              ok, now that was a big turnoff. O!!!!! and not Ooooo. lmao!

          • So really late one night I went to a local sex toy shop to pick-up a gag gift (yeah, that’s why I was there) I walk in, trying very hard not to touch anything (not a high-end place) and one of my brothers was standing behind the counter working as a clerk. I damn near died.

            • whatthe46

              I am eating a mouth full snow caps, smiling while reading then “boom” your brother behind the counter… And out comes laughter and me spitting white morsels and chocolate everywhere. LMAO!!!!! Trying to picture the faces on both of you!!!! Lol

              • We’ve never spoken of it. LOL

                • whatthe46

                  Oh how this article brought back memories for ya huh?

        • The Original Just Me

          So, do they come with instructions ?

          • I would love to be able to tell you, but of course I would have no idea. (whistling)……

      • katkelly57

        If you can’t figure out a dumb one…you have no business buying a smart one.

  • halfwayin

    I thought the headline was talking about tRump.

    • Larry Schmitt

      No, he would be the dumb dildo.

      • nola878

        Or the a$$plug.

        Yes, I went there.

        Will the mods allow this?

        Yes they did!

        • Hirightnow

          I’m very forgiving…

      • Suzanne McFly

        But not nearly as useful as any dildo.

    • The Original Just Me

      It was about Dildos, Not Butt Plugs.

      • crc3

        LOL

  • Buford2k11

    I almost needed a cigarette after reading the article…damn…It had me at the cha cha cha…and guessing at the “crest”…

  • Bunya

    Hey, I can understand her concern. I wouldn’t want anybody to know when, where and how often I use my “toys”. Hell, I’d probably make the manufacturer’s “most valuable customer” list.

    • The Original Just Me

      I always wondered, how fast do they wear out ? Can you tell ME. :+)

      • whatthe46

        well, the jac…. nevermind.

      • Bunya

        It depends on how often you spank the monkey.

  • William

    What to do with your old dildo? I’m glad you asked. put a price tag on it, go to a flea market or garage sale, sneak it onto the table of the most elderly woman there, melt back into the crowd and watch the fun.

    • Larry Schmitt

      I got a few good laughs at work when I printed this. When I get home I’m sharing it on Facebook. Thanks.

    • katkelly57

      Better yet, do the same at a church rummage sale…preferably an evangelical one.

      • The Original Just Me

        Pastor’s Wife’s Table ????

        • katkelly57

          I didn’t know there was such a thing…that gets a big ‘ol YES!

        • William

          I’m on it.

          • whatthe46

            we count on you William. you should know this by now.

    • The Original Just Me

      Did you notice, they are All women. And Not the desirable ones. :+)

      • whatthe46

        bad O. reading your responses is going to be fun.

        • Anna Sefalik

          Not worth the time. I’d rather be getting off.

          • whatthe46

            well, i guess you should have at it then.

  • Red Mann

    I’m sure all that was made clear in the literature she didn’t bother to read.

    • The Original Just Me

      Hey, give her a break. She was excited and in a Hurry to try it.

  • jybarz

    What happened to privacy when your private is monitored?
    No private secret is sacred anymore.

  • katkelly57

    Private dildos, they’re watching you, they see your every move….they’re watching you watching you watching you-ou-ou.

    • The Original Just Me

      But it’s dark in there. At least that’s what the Big Boys tell Me. LOL :+)

      • whatthe46

        this should be fun. laughing

      • katkelly57

        Ya durt burd.

  • Mensa Member

    Why would anyone want an app for their sex toy?

    Even so, the company should not be collecting data without the users knowledge.

  • Gary Parillo

    At my age I thought I’d heard everything.I was wrong.Now I’ve heard everything!